Spread Yer Buttcheeks: Steam Summer Sale is ON!

Spread Yer Buttcheeks: Steam Summer Sale is ON!

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Fire up yer PCs, fellow distinguished members of the master race — it’s time to partake in our semi-annual tradition of dumping hundreds of dollars on games we’ll probably never end up playing! Yes indeed, Gaben and company have opened the floodgates, and from today ’till the 22nd you too can obtain hours upon hours of quality PC video gaming products for modest prices.

Today’s helpings include BioShock Infinite for $29.99 (don’t buy this), Endless Space for $10.19, Defiance for $13.59, Left 4 Dead 2 for $4.99, Mars for $13.39, Scribblenauts Unlimited for $4.99, Hotline Miami for $2.49, Call of Juarez Gunslinger for $10.04, Toki Tori 2 for $9.89 and Don’t Starve for $11.99. Shorter, eight-hour long are also in as part of the sale, and if you’re lucky you may just make it in time to snag Dragon Age Ultimate Edition, Grid 2, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Legendary Edition, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

And if that wan’t bad enough Valve’s also throwing in Steam Trading Cards into the mix for this year’s summer sale, allowing OCD players to craft a Summer Sale badge after collecting all the new cards unique to the sale. That’s just pure evil.

Anyway, what are ye all waiting for? Let’s cop some games, brehs*!

* – Only applies to PC gamers. Console dirtpersons can sit this one out.