Prepare To Stab Your Eyes Out: Final Fantasy VI Launches on Android...

Prepare To Stab Your Eyes Out: Final Fantasy VI Launches on Android Devices

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Look at this abomination. If you consider atrocious “vectorized” graphics, an inconvenient touch UI, and complete Spanish Inquisition-style depredation of your childhood memories hallmarks of a good videogame, then please consider Final Fantasy VI Mobile, out now on Android devices for a paltry sum of $15.99.

If the company’s “remake” of Final Fantasy V was any indicator, you folks are much better off hunting down a cheap Game Boy Micro and a copy of Final Fantasy VI Advance if you want some on-the-go Final Fantasy hijinks. Really, the smoothed-out visuals wouldn’t be such a problem if Square actually put any thought on the UI in these games. Apart from inexorably ugly, it’s probably the least-intuitive user interface I’ve ever seen in a mobile game (and that’s saying a lot).

Let’s see which one of you suckers breaks and puts down money for a copy of this. We’re watching you.